Okay, so, tonight I've heard Audrey's phone ring at LEAST twelve times. And I don't even know how many text message beeps have gone off. Scary thing here - I have specifically not been writing about my roommate because I know this creepy stalking motherfucker reads my livejournal occasionally in the hopes that I'll mention her. So...

MESSAGE TO ALL CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS: STOP CALLING/TEXTING/OBSESSING/STALKING BECAUSE IT'S DISTURBING MY NIGHT, IT'S CREEPY, AND GODDAMMIT, TAKE THE FUCKING HINT ALREADY AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.

WHAT THE FUCK. Restraining order for obsessive stalking anyone?