In the past week I have:

-Metaphorically given the Finger to SRI and the Shittiest Job
-Been a fat lazy loaf
-Not worked out once (YES)
-Made cookie cake twice (mmmmm)
-Had Tropical Smoothie approximately seventy thousand times
-Got a new job (I start tomorrow!) which includes a shorter workday (9-5), a way shorter commute (10 minutes each way instead of 60), and a RAISE!
-Got my epic flyer! BEHOLD, FLYING CARPET AND BRONZE DRAKE (NO CUT!):




(yes I made the carpet WITH MY OWN TWO SPACEGOAT HANDS)

Mmmm. I think the Universe gave me a break because of my Damn Heroic Effort to make SRI a good place to work. In the words of Tini:

"zer0 one gunner: let this be a lesson to all - quit your job. you will get a better one and get an epic flying mount"